05.29.02 � 12:57 am

Someone just called and woke me up in the middle of a dream. It was funny, though. So you gotta hear it.

I was driving around this old couple. For some reason I was just driving around in circles around a fountain. Everytime I would slow down, the old man would try to get out. I'd tell him "We're not stopping yet!" and he'd mumble and climb back in. The last time he did it, it freaked him out so badly that he shit his pants. And as I'm driving BACK around this fountain he says "Can we stop ma'am, for some new pants? That last one was a real doozy"

Do you think I'm insane?

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